Aros @Aros@monsterpit.net

I can’t believe the cdi Zelda game got me like this

You, seeing a displacer beast: oh jesus, get ready for combat

Me: kitty!!!!!

my least favorite thing about gdq is the overuse of the "this [x] is well coded lol" when they break something.

y'all know that like, most people play games without trying to break them, right? Don't belittle the work of the engineers who are already underpaid and overworked :/

Why is “reality” in quotes? Because there are people who think they define realism instead of say, science or history.

All the Boomer crime shows like CSI seem to focus on younger generations not being able to discern fantasy from reality but turns out the real issue is failing to unlink every construct of “reality“ in our fantasies, lest we become…problematic

extremely jeff foxworthy voice:

YOU MIGHT BE A NEOLIBERAL IF…it’s June 2018 and you’re still blaming “Bernie Bros” for your political problems!

International Applebee’s House, Grill & Bar of Pancakes

the disparate parts are extremely mediocre but the sum...

the sum could be very good…

is there such a thing as middle-class trash and do i qualify for it since i actually want to go here

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is it just the fact that i’m in an open office plan and surrounded by people who slurp their drinks and open their mouths when they chew??

billions of people deal with this stuff on a daily basis, but it always bothers me to the point where I have trouble focusing. Is it just me? Or is the world actively getting more annoying and I’m just blaming myself?

starting to wonder if i’m hypersensitive to sound or something. in the past few hours, I’ve become tilted by two people talking loudly on their phones during my commute, then disgruntled about the intern to my right eating something from a super crinkly wrapper at his desk

There's a McElroy Boy meme going around and boy let me tell you I have been WAITING for this

unpopular opinion:

matching joycons is a better look for the switch than two different colors

many years in the past, at the worldbuilding session for Earth:

deity 1: okay so we’ve got crime as a concept to show the humans when something is wrong with society. How do we resolve it though?

deity 2: PUNISH THE INDIVIDUAL CRIMINAL

deity 1: that doe–

deity 2: PUNIIIIIIISH