ˢᵒʳʳʸ ⁱ'ᵐ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒᵈᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵖⁱˡⁱⁿᵍ
a very non-objective list of the most to least fuckable WoW races Show more
only including the playable ones because otherwise this would be a LONG list
1 - trolls (one word: tusks. also i have been in this pit for ten years now and i don’t intend on leaving)
2 - orcs (because, orcs)
3 - draenai (face tendrils that would make oral interesting, hooves and tail. i mean...honestly. i also have some uh, extensive genitalia headcanon for them)
4 - tauren (biggest dongs, without a doubt. if we’re talking highmountain tauren OuO thos antlers.)
5 - night elves (the more bestial, the better. love me those sharp canines)
6 - blood elves (the most opulent fuck. probably uses fantasy poppers. they’re all power bottoms imho)
7 - undead (goth as fuck, but i’m worried about the smell)
8 - humans (plain & boring)
9 - goblins (not my thing at all)
10 - gnomes (nO)
ah yes, it's historically accurate! except for the magic healing potions. and the part where you can take several arrows to the face and be fine.
and the part where it presents women's role in society as even more restricted than it was historically, and the presence of black people as even more unusual than it was for that region historically. hmmm it's almost as if "historical accuracy" wasn't really the through-line of their goals when making the game........
kink, lewd Show more
anyway, imagine actual bloatware
you install it and suddenly you're swelling up, filling with some unknown substance, unable to release the pressure building up inside of you...
you try to uninstall but the pressure is making it so hard to focus, and all you can think about is rubbing your swelling, slowly burgeoning tum
I might have said this in the past once, but Mastodon could really use a timeline that an instance's community can curate.
Federated is good for discovery, but not for curation.
Small, specialized instances work very hard to try to curate their Federated timelines.
They probably don't want all that work destroyed by a single user with a few hundred (or thousand!) followers to import.
remember, horns or not, you are always the minotaur in the maze of your life
my inability to keep my ideas straight is extremely heterophobic