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FROM THE PATREON: reposting stuff from demon month!!! y'know, you have to wonder why this doesn't happen more often. maybe it only happens to people with really sinful imaginations

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#nsfw

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FROM THE PATREON LAST MONTH: makin copies...AND MAKING SOMETHING ELSE, WHAT'S UP

god. after, what, like eight months of this blog's existence, i FINALLY get to live up to my namesake and draw mad ovi. F I N A L L Y

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Okay shit is someone online who I can talk to

ALSO A REAL XMAS MIRACLE: we’re finally poor enough to get state-subsidized healthcare again!!! (For now. Until the fucking ghouls in congress defund it for their own bloated, greedy pockets.) monsterpit.net/media/yOrAHrIti

Oh my god have I been posting to public this whole time??? Y I K E S

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NEW HOOKAH STATUS: sexy as fuck. Thanks @monsterfucker420 !!! 🖤🖤🖤💨💨💨 monsterpit.net/media/bEbWf6_2E

Hey America peeps! Sign up on healthcare.gov there's only a few days left! If you got low income you could get a credit that reduces your monthly premium significantly!

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buddy I could barely figure out how the thing in Homestuck worked, the Mastodon Relationship Timecube is gonna take a minute for me to decipher

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If you enjoyed my art that came out of #septembirb, then STRAP IN: SEPTEMBIRB 2017 zines are ready for pre-order, with a free bonus sticker included during the pre-order period of 12/3/2017 - 12/16/2017!

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FROM THE PATREON: i posted this the night before halloweeEEEeeennnnn!!! wanted to go for a creepy infectious wraith hivemind thing for this?? might hone this idea for a comic later...

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#nsfw

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