Oh No I have Fallen into the Pit of Monsters! Whatever shal I do?~
You can't regret a post and instantly delete it if you can't delete posts
I love the "can't delete post" feature of glitchsoc
Super Lewd, furry bullshit Show more
Hemipenes are hot because imagine:
Struggling to deep throat one while stroking the base of the other, with it flopped thick, half-firm, warm and heavy over your shoulder, leaking pre onto your back
Feeling that reminder of just how much dick is crammed into your throat, and as he climaxes showing anyone watching just how much you're struggling to swallow
Musk, oral Show more
Have a kobold lie on their back, head hanging just off the edge. Perfect position for you to just rest your balls right on one's snout and let them appreciate your musk.
After that, just slide your dick right into that muzzle, pressing forward until you're hilted balls-deep in one, making their throat bulge, while again allowing them to just barely get a breath of your scent.
a taur lies nude in soft tall grass Show more
with back resting against flat rock
you need that beast inside your ass
your thirst burns for that taur's thick cock
"you want my seed?
come earn your keep
and be the rider of my steed!
you take me to those blissful worlds,
I'll shower you in finest pearls~"
lewd related stupid fact about me Show more
In the early 2000's, before I knew I was gay, my parents got a new car, a 2006 (7?) Honda civic
and it has this... slightly phalic gear selector knob (well, the end of it is, from some angles)
I remember seeing that and REALLY wanting to touch it, and not understanding why, or why I was turned on by this knob
lewd silly concept Show more
- at end of long drive to some place, with friend/partner driving
- Setting I'm imagining is like the parking lot to some hiking trail way out somewhere
- Sitting there for a sec, tired after driving
- *casually begins to fondle and rub the gear selector knob to get his attention*
lewd silly shitpost
lewd related, a bit more serious Show more
Tbh I think it might actually be more important than I had thought for me to get back into giving myself regular dildings again - because it:
- gave me regular exercise, especially on days when I didn't want to go outside
- made me feel good about my body
- generally resulted in me taking a shower immediately afterwards and being more clean...
Like, not having of all of those things is probably contributing to me generally feeling way worse than usual for the last few weeks.
Did you know that, dong