At long last, the world premier of #CookingWithCharizard! Today's episode is all about #Ozone brownies (with the implication that these #brownies are full of #pot, #weed, and #marijuana), so it's technically about #baking (#BakingWithCharizard? Either way, I'm a fire-type and therefore an #expertchef by default)
#Ingredients:
⅓ cup #flour
¼ #teaspoon baking #powder
3 #tablespoons #shortening (#butter works fine)
¾ #cup sugar (#brown works #great)
Dash of #salt
2 tablespoons #corn syrup
1 beaten #egg
1 #square baking #chocolate
1 #tablespoon #vanilla (no #kink)
¾ cup chopped #nuts (#optional)
A #coffee grinder half #full, finely #ground
#Notes:
The #cornsyrup seems to be key to the whole thing.
There is no #need to #clean the #active #ingredient, just #stuff it in there #whole.
Make a pot of coffee afterwards without cleaning the #grinder (use of #grindr is optional).
#Procedure:
Mix shortening, #sugar, corn #syrup, & egg;
#Sift in flour, #bakingpowder, & salt;
#Stir in #chocolate and #everything else.
Put in #greased 8" #pan (#glass is #best),
#Bake 20 #minutes at 350°F,
Let #cool.
Cut into 8 pieces,
#test #carefully.
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#Links:
#Audio #montage (#JCHF #podcast #episode) starring myself (both my usual self and as @MCX after #snorting a #megastone for that #mega #evolution #voice), Princesses @Celestia and @Luna, @USBhump , @carcetti2020, #Wario, @omar_pony, @Wishbone@bookwitty.social, @USBloveDog, both ponies of @lyrabon, @raikou's spark, @lapras with suggestions to the montage guys, @realjdw, Cap'n #JackSparrow, @portpupper@social.sakamoto.gq, and about an additional half-dozen accessories to the crime from the communities of #nerds throughout the #Midwest #USA.
http://jerkcityhifi.com/1534.html#1534
(edited together by some folks who I do not believe are on #Masto)
Original #jerkcity (what with the #boners, #MS #Comic #Chat, #JimWoodring #ComicChat and all): http://jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1534.html
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I'll post this with #LaTeX source as a separate #roar and hope I can convince @fast_food to start serving these soon. The added #searchability from all the #hashtag #spam should help. https://monsterpit.net/media/UcNyPPM9YMEW2RDp5nA
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%(#LaTeX to be used in official @fast_food recipe #books for @Wishbone@bookwitty.social to red)
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\section{Ozone Brownies}\index{Brownie}
From J-City \textsc{\#1534}.
\subsection*{Ingredients}
\paragraph{Mix}
\begin{itemize}
\item 3 table-spoons shortening\footnote{Butter\index{Butter} works fine}
\item \sfrac{3}{4} cup sugar\footnote{Brown\index{Sugar} works great}
\item 2 table-spoons corn syrup\index{Corn syrup}
\item 1 egg, beaten\index{Egg}
\end{itemize}
\paragraph{Sift}
\begin{itemize}
\item \sfrac{1}{3} cup flour\index{Flour}
\item \sfrac{1}{4} tea-spoon baking powder
\item dash o' salt\index{Salt}
\end{itemize}
\paragraph{Stir}
\begin{itemize}
\item 1 square baking chocolate\index{Chocolate}
\item 1 table-spoon vanilla\index{Vanilla}
\item \sfrac{3}{4} cup chopped nuts\index{Nuts}
\item 1 coffee grinder, \sfrac{1}{2} full, finely ground\footnote{Optional}
\end{itemize}
\subsection*{Procedure}
Mix shortening, sugar, corn syrup, egg; sift in flour, baking powder, salt; stir in chocolate and everything else. Put greased \textsc{8}$''$ pan\footnote{Glass is best}. Bake for \textsc{20} minutes at \textsc{350}\degree F and let cool. Cut into eighths and test carefully.
\subsection*{Notes}
The corn syrup seems to be the key to the whole thing. There's no need to clean the active ingredient, just stuff it in there whole. Make a pot\footnote{This is not a marijuana pun. Get your mind out of the gutter.} of coffee\index{Coffee} afterwards without cleaning the grinder.