kink metaShow more
it’s totally possible for us to come up with psychoanalytic shit about why we kink on the stuff we do (some of it true, even!) at the drop of a hat and sometimes we just jump into it automatically like ‘hm this gives us a safe outlet to explore a psychologically fraught area of our experience because-’ and then we gotta stop ourselves because we’re not writing an oversharing personal essay we’re just tryin to get our horn on
cat son got his very first dental cleaning today. apparently his teeth were in decent shape and he didn’t need anything more than the cleaning, which is good.
but of course they sedated him for it, because he’s a cat, so he’s just been super drunkish stumbling around the house since 2 in the afternoon, which is HILARIOUS.
the edible just heralded its arrival by making me strongly hallucinate the smell of cinnamon in response to the word “apples”, to the point that i thought it was a real smell in my environment and asked my partner about it
i am NEAR-CONSTANTLY engaged in an internal battle with my desire to answer any and all questions posed within my awareness, because i am not TEN anymore i KNOW what a rhetorical question is, but i also know that some people pose rhetorical questions and are genuinely interested in the answer, and this is made 1000 times worse by being in an online space and knowing, intellectually, that people probably don’t want me to infodump about cat behavior on their two hour old post buT WHAT IF THEY DO
body imageShow more
the problem with using tattoos as a method of modifying body parts you don’t like and encouraging self-love is that in order to pick a tattoo that would look good in a specific place you have to think about the body part you don’t like
re: gay feelings
re: gay feelingsShow more
me: maybe they care about you and want to be nice just to make you feel nice and for no end beyond that
my partner: sounds fake but ok
gay feelingsShow more
i’m love my partner and i’m so glad and proud of them for all the progress they’ve made with their trauma but the amount of times they ask me questions that can basically be boiled down to “[x person (including me sometimes!)] was nice to me, but i don’t get what their angle is, what were they trying to do?” is ABSURD AND A LITTLE HEARTBREAKING
kink?, parasites, this is… difficult to describe but it’s a shitpost
kink?, parasites, this is… difficult to describe but it’s a shitpostShow more
of all the things i expected to change after making mastodon our primary social media, i did NOT anticipate reading about a parasitic barnacle that infects crabs and turns them into broodmothers for more barnacles (regardless of the reproductive anatomy of the crab at the start) and immediately thinking ‘oh, i wonder if people on monsterpit could kink on this concept.’ tf, sometimes tg, brainwashing… i know people who like those!
drugs, weedShow more
i’m so fucking high right now i feel like my brain is a rocketship. i’m on a journey. at least five. i love edibles.
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