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went to visit an internet friend and their friends, turns out they’re making a monster dating sim with their roomie just like me and my friend wanted to do.....man i’m just so damn happy about this

hmmmm a ‘sona like this maybe

my eyes: is watching the undertale lets play
my brain: im gonna fuck goat dad
my exploding brain: i am gonna make a hot monster self-insert that i can draw boning him

my new swimming trunks are bordering on booty shorts......

my friend mentioned making a monster smut anthology and i doodled some kind of concept with that in mind. i’m into the conjoined skull thing, it’s so good.

(will probably give him two massive dongers because, yknow...)

i wish the postal service and the import taxes weren’t awful because i want this soooooo bad ;(

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sad? can’t sleep?

just think about your oc’s fucking and having a grand ol time

there was a queen on rpdr with a similar body type to mine and someone else called her hot cuz they were into “short and husky” dudes and it made me feel good about myself

i’m having such a terrible time with body image issues rn so hearing there people who actually find my body type attractive feels pretty amazing, honestly.

facesitting is a must. if i don't include that, feel free to slap me in the face, honestly.

in a completely different note i'm gonna start working on a fanfic with a bunch of het smut and I am totally out of my comfort zone here

at least i have the power to actually write GOOD sex with lots of good eatin'. two big submissive boys and one happy lady.

dunno if anyone else is into da:i but here’s a great smutty m/m/f fic my friend wrote featuring my inquisitor, blackwall and a tavern girl: https://archiveofourown.org/works/8097562/chapters/18556345

(some spoilers for blackwall’s storyline)

the gods are good and they deliver

tfw you return to a fandom after two years and there’s now a 52 chapter slow burn gay fanfic w/ your favourite character 👀

how many times did i write finger ffffffffffff

thoughts while playing dragon age inquisition:

my inquisitor can pry raw ore from solid rock with his hands....that would take enough fingerstrength to fingerblast the pussy to space & back i mean damn.