In the Mewd @weird_dungeon@monsterpit.net

Hi, I'm your friend's cute mom; young and pretty in a way that made you just a bit frustrated she saw you as a kid. Horn-rimmed glasses for someone three times her age, modest clothes that nonetheless leave you aware of the presence of hips and their failure to lie. Occasionally makes jokes and winks at you that really leave you off-kilter wondering what she was trying to imply; the truth is she's noticed you have a little crush and she thinks you're adorable when you get flustered.

Aw I probably have to put on pants to leave, don't I? I was iust getting used to that.

Froggin' roommates and the outside world.

Oooh lord I am sore

Oh and apparently I have a cute butt

And that's exciting to hear, for sure.

Orgy learnings in reverse order of sophistication:

I still have social anxiety, I'm not used to skinship, and I will naturally distance myself from intimacy. But I can override and push through all of these things when I want to, and doing so is great.

There is a scratch-based deactivate button on the back of my neck.

Real sex is hella loud and that's awesome.

I got long fingers tho

im gay

Cool so I did the dishes

So I wasn't *completely* useless horny today

Just for most of it. Fuck my body does not understand why my conscious has such a good reason to hold off and deny
~Buuut iiiit wiiiiill!~

I have an enormous urge to tell this one remaining friend I haven't come out to yet (he's very catholic) that I am going to a gay sex party tomorrow

Oh I should probably stop eating that habanero sauce for a few days huh

Test results came back: all negative! That mrans it's safe to fuck me whenever and however you want!

Er, uh...

No actually I'll go with that.

Howdy y'all, DICKTHONY SUCKTANO here with another review, this week's the new album from Janelle Monae, Dirty Computer

oooo I'm gay

Hello, horny?
Sorry, horny machine broke
Ununderstandable, have a nice day?

fuck me I should not allow the internet to show me hot people

envy is a sin I am not free of

I want to be you plz

The one thing I'm not gonna be able to do before the thing is lose the rest of the weight, it's just too soon

Tbh I've made a fuckton of progress just recently (new record!) But even if I'm less way over what I consider the 'upper limit' I'm still way over the upper limit

Still worth making progress though.

I worry about being the least attractive person in the room but, like, fuck it, attractiveness is subjective and this crew will be cool anyway, I hope.

All the better when I show up next time sans a few dozen pounds and get whistles and stares walking in

june fifteeeeeenth!

gonna get myself tested for ze diseases I should know about before gettin lewd

and again I consider this extremely unlikely; I know the complete, closed hookup graph of M and R prior to hookup, buuut I don't know if S's graph is closed

and also there's the fact that 80% of people with stis don't get symptoms and therefore don't know they have an sti unless they get tested. So I'm doing that!

Nope it's back.

uh, shit, gotta be lewd

back like my BACK gotem

hmmm is it just pretending to be back? will this end up in my home timeline?

@chr is back

have a good day

@chr heyy if you're still awake

cybre seems to be having a little trouble

(sorry)

That's not a regular occurrence, desire, or even pondering these days (though it was in the past)
But wowee
Lady fingers though